Dear Washington

                We are all getting very tired of the fighting, in-fighting, and partisan bickering.  There are solutions on both sides.  Is it really that hard to compromise?  Here’s an idea, pick one republican idea and one idea from a democrat, AND DO THEM BOTH!  We really just want you to get something done.  We understand that neither side’s constituents will be happy with the other sides portion but we would have be reassured by action on your part. 

Wishing you well,

America

Dear Washington,

                Happy Thanksgiving.  We all hope you have an enjoyable time with your families but we need you to get back to work.  Unfortunately we are facing really tough times right now and can’t afford to give you your extended vacation this year.  We are very sorry for the inconvenience and the stress that this will put on you and your families.  Unfortunately if you ignore our requests we will be forced to find a replacement. 

Sincerely,

America